Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for just five minutes, so don't touch a thing!Ĭharlie? My boy! YOU'VE WON! YOU DID IT! I KNEW YOU WOULD, CHARLIE! I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD! Oh, Charlie! Forgive me for putting you through it!Ĭome here, Mr.
You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. Now, remember: No messing about, no touching, no tasting, no telling. Meine Damen und Herren, der Inventing Room. Sie kommen jetzt in den interessantesten und gleichzeitig geheimsten raum meiner fabrik. Meine Herrschaften, schenken Sie mir ihre aufmerksamkeit. Now why don't they show stuff like that on T.V.? A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. Hey, Daddy, *I* want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!Īll right, Veruca, all right. And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here. I'm sorry, but all questions *must* be submitted in writing. Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that? And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids." A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one. I'll get even with him if it's the last thing I'll ever do. How could you do something like this, build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster!Ĭome on, Charlie, let's get out of here.
You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera. I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera. Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie? The-the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. I just wanted to ask about the chocolate.